The BUMP! Café & Bar is a place where all those who watch lurk or just plain visit, to introduce themselves...stop lurking and come and say hi. See I did it it's not that hard. Hah. I don't bite, unless you ask nicely. Tell us about yourself, your day, week, about that problem you are having with the neighbor, relationship troubles. We would love to hear. Don’t be shy.

Your Hosts: The Charming ~natas7 The Lovely `tracie76 and Ass-istant BUMP Director ~Coffee-eggs-bacon

Director of kink: *a-temptednudity likes to be spanked, just ask first.

Resident DJ: (The often imitated never duplicated one) *spiralstudio

Your Bar Tender: =bullk & Cyber Beer Wench ~littlegingerkitten tip them well

Liquor Valkerie (Serving Wench): =xandreax she likes tips too

Cigarette Girl: ~tatts74 Make sure she doesn't smoke all the cigs

Director of Security: *RavenMacabre Just date him and you won't get kicked out!

Director, Shit Agitation: ~Dirtysinnerboy If he pisses you off don't take it personal.

The Guru: *ooopy-doopy For all your Deeper Spiritual and Philosophical questions, you cant go wrong.

General slave labourer: (and/or whipping post) ...=boondockthepyro

Take-Me-Home-Gal: =IfLooksCouldKill She'll gladly escort home the regulars who realized they had too much to drink to drive safely.The singing of soothing lullabies and/or next morning anti-hangover tips will be graciously offered by yours truly as she tucks the aforementioned regulars in their beds and sends them off to Slumberland.

Story Teller: *LunaTech TheBUMPbars official storyteller/bookworm telling those stories 'bout the "good ol' days"... We all love a story don't we?


Also thanks goes to *EvilestOne for the nifty now BUMPIN new avatar. Give him some love kids.

1. Please leave all Nasty comments and attitudes at the front door for this is a friendly environment and we want it to stay this way!
2. No underage drinking is allowed in “TheBumpBar” for the underage groovers we supply Cordial, Tea and coffee and a pat on the head.
3. No drugs allowed unless subscribed by the
4. Please don’t leave any spam in our comment box

Dress code as follows………… Smart sexy but please NO FLIPFLOPS!

P.s…. If you are interested we have a shop at “TheBumpBar”…..we can supply you with many interesting things such as Whips ,Chains, handcuffs , gags and many more

theBUMPbar Feature Wall:

This wall was created to Bump Artists here on DA. The featured wall will change once a week so please remember to drop in and check it out for you never know it could be you as the featured artist of the week!

*If you would like to make a suggestion for our featured wall please send us a “NOTE” with the subject “suggestion for TBBFW”

At the moment “TheBumpBar” is looking for members so if your interested in joining please send us a “NOTE” with the subject “join TheBumpBar”

You don’t have to join feel free to drop in and put your feet up anytime and say hi and introduce yourself.

FEATURE WALL PART 12, By ~Coffee-eggs-bacon

Most of you don't know, I'm actually what's considered a robosexual. That is, I find robotic females, or Gynoids (androids are male only) to be more attractive than human females.

With that in mind, I'd like to present to you, with the best intentions;...

<robot>
A robofetish sample pack









And my personal favourite...


OHMIGAWD so sexyyyyyy...



If you liked what you saw, and want more, Hajime Sorayama is the name amongst names.
[link]

Hope everyone likes this weeks Feature wall brought to you all by , &


Also, a big shout out to ~natas7 and =angie6969 who got engaged this week!



`tracie76
~natas7
~Coffee-eggs-bacon