The BUMP! Café & Bar is a place where all those who watch lurk or just plain visit, to introduce themselves...stop lurking and come and say hi. See I did it it's not that hard. Hah. I don't bite, unless you ask nicely. Tell us about yourself, your day, week, about that problem you are having with the neighbor, relationship troubles. We would love to hear. Don’t be shy.


Your Hosts: The Charming The Lovely

Director of kink: likes to be spanked, just ask first.
Resident DJ the often imitated never duplicated one
Your Bar Tender: & Cyber Beer Wench tip them well
Liquor Valkerie (Serving Wench): she likes tips too
Cigarette Girl : Make sure she doesn't smoke all the cigs
Director of Security: Just date him and you won't get kicked out!
Director, Shit Agitation: If he pisses you off don't take it personal.
The Guru : For all your Deeper Spiritual and Philosophical questions, you cant go wrong.

General slave labourer and/or whipping post...

'TakeMeHome-Gal' ....... I'll gladly escort home the regulars who realized they had too much to drink to drive safely.The singing of soothing lullabies and/or next morning anti-hangover tips will be graciously offered by yours truly as she tucks the aforementioned regulars in their beds and sends them off to Slumberland.

Story Teller TheBUMPbars official storyteller/bookworm telling those stories 'bout the "good ol' days"... We all love a story don't we?


Also thanks goes to for the nifty now BUMPIN new avatar.
Give him some love kids.


1. Please leave all Nasty comments and attitudes at the front door for this is a friendly environment and we want it to stay this way!
2. No underage drinking is allowed in “TheBumpBar” for the underage groovers we supply Cordial, Tea and coffee and a pat on the head.
3. No drugs allowed unless subscribed by the
4. Please don’t leave any spam in our comment box

Dress code as follows………… Smart sexy but please NO FLIPFLOPS!

P.s…. If you are interested we have a shop at “TheBumpBar”…..we can supply you with many interesting things such as Whips ,Chains, handcuffs , gags and many more

“TheBumpBAR” Feature Wall…….

This wall was created to Bump Artists here on DA. The featured wall will change once a week so please remember to drop in and check it out for you never know it could be you as the featured artist of the week!

*If you would like to make a suggestion for our featured wall please send us a “NOTE” with the subject “suggestion for TBBFW”

At the moment “TheBumpBar” is looking for members so if your interested in joining please send us a “NOTE” with the subject “join TheBumpBar”

You don’t have to join feel free to drop in and put your feet up anytime and say hi and introduce yourself.





THEBUMPBAR FEATURE WALL PART 2

Introducing the very talented and unbelievable
artist



Why don't you pop over and say a big hi to Him


.....MEMBERS of theBUMPbar......




Another great place to meet new people and ask questions about artistic nudes modeling photography ect .......LIVE CHAT ROOM...... #ArtisticNudeChat Photography Lounge! can be found here



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